Archive for the ‘DNA Research’ Category.

Ancestry.com wants your genes

The Generations Network, parent company of Ancestry.com, has entered an exclusive partnership with Sorenson Genomics to STEAL YOUR SOUL!!!

By taking a simple cheek-swab test and comparing results against DNA profiles in a test-results database, virtually anyone can uncover genealogical associations unimaginable just a few years ago. Users can easily connect with and discover lost or unknown relatives within a few generations, as well as gain insight into where their families originated thousands of years ago. [Read more]

It’s all part of the recent conspiracy to use genealogy as a means to collect our DNA for the database. “What database?” you say? THE database! It’s all part of the PLAN! They’re in it with Google, you see. They’re collecting all our data and running secret experiments on us. My bet is they plan on selling this information to the ALIENS!

DHARMA and the Hostiles

Here’s some interesting news about a fascinating part of American history.  If you don’t get the title of this post then you don’t share my addiction.

Researchers believe they may be able to use DNA to uncover the fate of the Lost Colony, which vanished shortly after more than 100 people settled on Roanoke Island in 1587.

Using genealogy, deeds and historical narratives, researchers have compiled 168 surnames that could be connected to settlers in what is considered the first attempt by the English to colonize the New World. The team will try to trace the roots of individuals related to the colonists, to the area’s 16th century American Indians or to both.  [Read more]

Not only are they using DNA, but deeds as well!  See, I told you they’re good for something!

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