Ancestry.com wants your genes
The Generations Network, parent company of Ancestry.com, has entered an exclusive partnership with Sorenson Genomics to STEAL YOUR SOUL!!!
By taking a simple cheek-swab test and comparing results against DNA profiles in a test-results database, virtually anyone can uncover genealogical associations unimaginable just a few years ago. Users can easily connect with and discover lost or unknown relatives within a few generations, as well as gain insight into where their families originated thousands of years ago. [Read more]
It’s all part of the recent conspiracy to use genealogy as a means to collect our DNA for the database. “What database?” you say? THE database! It’s all part of the PLAN! They’re in it with Google, you see. They’re collecting all our data and running secret experiments on us. My bet is they plan on selling this information to the ALIENS!
Miriam:
“My bet is they plan on selling this information to the ALIENS!”
That would be appropriate, since I swear some of my ancestors were aliens from outer space, anyway…!
20 June 2007, 10:34 pm